SewerShark's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Asterisk's Adventure Beta]

can be a lot better

First of, need sounds...quickly

Second, make him jump higher, just a bit higher, and make the jump have an acceleration, I mean, when you jump on mario, or sonic, when the chara gets near the maximum heigh, the jump speed slows down till it came to 0

Special powers...make some power, nothing great, a shoot thing, or some wall grab...A great game for you to get a reference is Gish.

Make the stages longer and with more enemies and puzzles...

Have a lot of potential, keep up the good work

[Van Jellies]

Too hard

The size of the jelly does little diference, since I've made the bigger jelly ever, and it took a while to bend the plank

Try to work mor on it

[Windows BSE]

nothing new

well, there is nothing new, I`ve seen funnier windows simulators out there. This one looks like have been made by a linux-lover-cock-sucker,-torwalds kid, I mean, the jokes are not that funny. If it was windows 98 SE or windows ME, ok, they suck, but, unless you don`t know how to use it, win xp is very stable.

RazorICE responds:

Firstly, yes, I love linux, but no, I am not homosexual.
And yes, I am only 14 years old, so what?

Windows XP is stable? You make me laugh...

[Windows XP: Home Edition]

if you can`t use Win XP...

don`t try to blame the OS...I use Win XP and I used to get a lot of spyware, but you must know how to protect yourself.
You wanna know why windows have more spiwares, virus, hijacks and yada yada yada?
That`s because more than 70% of the Personal computer users use windows, and this leaves a 30% of those who use mac, linux, unix, freebsd and other computers/OS`s
And second, about 80% of the people how develop virus and other harzarous treads are Linux-users-that-hate-bill-gates.

BTW, NEWSFLASH, people complain that windows were stoled from Apple, and linux? OMFG, Linux were copied from UNIX, MAc OS were copied as well...

Another thing, I have more problems related to lack of fisical memory (AKA Ram memory) on the mac I use in work than in my PC with windows XP professional

Well, good for you.

BTW, your low grade was not by my critic, but, it was because ALREADY EXISTS an windows simulator (well, lots of the, to be exacly) and you made the worse of them, full with critics based on your hate on bill gates, other than the usability and windows xp problems

[Splooge Invaders]

...

OMFG, i`m gonna be a father

[Walking Beauty]

NUDIES, YAY

Please, put some other songs in the game

For some reason, it reminds me of Fantasy Zone o.O

[Onigirl Dando 9'th]

OOOOOH KAY, Is a GROVE

AAA, I got AAA (ok, this is an easy song)

Keep up the good work

[Onigirl Dando 8'th]

YAY, METAL \m/

Nice music, but still need visual emprovement

[Naked Melee]

o.O''''

This flash have stile, in some sort of bizarre, twisted way, LOL

*Thumbs up*

[All Hallow's Eve]

Nice game

A bit boring...BTW, think on mac users, that can`t use the Ctrl key (is serves as left mouse button)